Luke's A Big Boy!

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Luke in Singapore at the Geisha Ruby Night Club.

Luke's Singapore Vaycay

When Luke heard his parent's were going out of town, he decided he'd take advantage of their absence. Rather than throwing a house party/kegger like most normal two-year-olds, he decided to spend a night on the town in The Republic of Singapore. It wasn't all he thought it'd be. The night clubs were seedy, and law enforcement is always trying to catch a tourist being unlawful. Singapore cuisine and not being potty trained is never a good combination. The jet lag, along with staying up so much later than 8 p.m. taxed his stamina. There was also an incident at the airport involving some sort of contraband, but Luke was reluctant to get into details. Luckily, Uncle Chaddy was there to bail him out of federal custody. I promised to keep it on the down low, if he was a good boy for the remainder of my baby sitting stint.

(I just learned a few more editing tips in Photoshop.)

Best (and Most Exhausting) Weekend Ever!

Kacee and Mike went out of town this weekend, and I was able to stay at the house for a few days and watch the little darlings (and the little shit, Miley)! We kept busy cleaning up messes, watching "shows," making art projects, cleaning up messes, reading stories, playing hide-and-go-seek, and cleaning up more messes. It was a good time filled with new cherished memories, and I learned a few things too:

1. I don't want to be a parent anytime soon. Being an uncle is okay for now.
2. I never want a dog.
3. I actually can function on four hours sleep.
4. Being a mom is a full-time job.
5. Patience is definitely a virtue.
6. I love my nieces and nephew more than anything in this world.